| Profile Statement:
Hello. First of all, I really love English. Not only the people, HA, but also the language in general. Second, I love reading. I mean, who doesn't? :) But I digress. Anyway, you know that moment where you read a really, really good and interesting plot, then you go ahead and read it because, damn, that plot. But then, the first sentence, the VERY first, just hits you really hard on the face, with a brick, because it's just THAT bad. I mean, I'm not hating on them. I know that not everyone had English as their first language, like me, and I mean KUDOS to them for thinking of that really complicated but really interesting plot, but it's just, I can't handle the GRAMMAR! Call me whatever but, the missing punctuation marks, the unnecessary use of big words, the incorrect use of tenses. I can't even. I mean, I'd really, really love to finish it and find out what would happen but I can't because the grammar is just, I don't even know.
So here I am, offering my services. It can be any kind of editing, grammatical editing, spelling, or structural editing. Even plots and characterization. :) Anyway, I'm not really choosy. I am willing to do any kinds of themes except for the following:
- ANAL;
- BDSM (no experience whatsoever);
- Celebrities;
- Erotic Couplings and Horror;
- Fetish;
- Non-English;
- Non-Consent/Reluctance; and
- the Poetry stuff.
If I have offended anyone, that was not my intention or anything. But if I did, I am sincerely sorry. Anyway, I think I've said enough for now and it really is up to you if you'd like me to edit your stories. So yeah. Thank you for sacrificing some of your time in reading this description. I really appreciate it.
PS: I think I've written more in this description than that of my Cover Letter. lol. Thanks again. :) |
