| Profile Statement:
The first thing you should know about me is that I have no editing qualifications at all. What I do have is excellent spelling and grammar [UK English] and a good eye for detail. What I can do for you is purge your manuscript of any typos, misplaced apostrophes and homophones; suggest alternatives to awkward phrases and point out any plot holes. If you'd like me to look at your story then firstly, check it's in a category I deal with. I absolutely won't do rape or sexual violence stories. Other stuff might be negotiable depending on the quality of the writing. Send me an email via the link below, with a brief synopsis of the story, plus a couple of paragraphs so's I can get a feel for your style and I'll get back to you directly.
If your story is long, then it's going to need to be fairly well written, simply because of the time it will take me to correct every other sentence if it isn't.
Things that will save us time before you send me your story: Make sure paragraphs and dialogue are formatted correctly; Numbers e.g. ages, should be in words rather than digits i.e. Nineteen rather than 19; If your story has multiple chapters, then you should send them separately. Please don't be offended if I send your story straight back with a request to fix these. If your story contains any description of breasts then please consult Elfin_Odalisque's treatise on Breasts and Bra sizes, or a similar scholarly work. The only time it's appropriate to say 36C, or any other bra size, in an erotic story is if your character is buying a bra. Gay guys - same with winkies, If you want to mention an exact length in a story, then don't forget to include the bit where the other guy whips out his tape measure. |
