| Profile Statement:
I majored in psychology and criminology. Yeah, sounds odd, but I wanted to be a cop when I was younger, but hey, my fondness for cops gives me an edge in stories with a legal theme. I've also worked for Adam & Eve (adult toy/video company) and still maintain a few contacts there, so I'm current on the latest toy/masturbation trends, as well.
As for editorial qualifications, I aced English, graduating with a 4.0; I even got to skip a class. Another was added after the school changed the curriculum requirements on me. I got cocky with the chair of the English department and told him that he should let me skip this course and save the seat for somebody who really needed it because I was just gonna make another A anyway. I guessed I impressed him, since he did it. |
