| Profile Statement:
After reviewing a number of other editor introductions, I decided to rewrite mine to offer myself as a specialist of sorts.
While I don't know every rule there is, I have grammar books for that sort of thing ready to reference; all I ask is that you don't ask me to check your spelling, especially when all you have to do is post your piece on Yahoo and push the spellcheck button before you send it over.
My specialty is coherance (is that even spelled right?). If you leave out important details (like how she got his phone number in the first place, or that no one even told him she was cheating on her), chances are I'll catch it and yell at you. If that sounds like your cup of sugar with a drop of coffee, give me a holler. I like my stories like I like my necklaces: long, rich, made of intricate little parts, and sparkaly. |