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In the Marvel-verse, Hulk could never find a lady friend who could survive his sex rages. This became an obvious problem and his solitude led to many epic rampages, which was a liability for the Avengers. This caused the leadership of the team to lock him up in a Hulk-proof padded room, and ultimately it fell to Iron Man to suit up and jerk him off manually with some robotic vice grips. Meanwhile in the DC-verse, Wonder Woman could never feel any real sustained lust to any mortal men, because they (and their penises) were too weak and frail for her godly body. The one exception was Superman, but he was heaven-bent on staying faithful to Lois, and anyways, in bed, Superman wanted to be a soft passive pussy because deep down he wanted so badly to be an authentic human male. One day, these two problems found a solution, over a bet. At Superhero Poker night, Hulk beat Superman, who was already low on chips, and so, Superman offered up what he could: Wonder Woman in some fuck-me boots and a choker collar of truth.