12 Naughty Days (of Christmas)

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On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blow job before my cup of tea,

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long slow bath with her sitting on my cock,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long lie and a massage,
Cock rejuvenating cream,
Four cans of glucose,
And plenty rest cuz she wasn't done with me,

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blindfold that I was told to wear,
Tied to the chair,
I was licked and sucked,
Got ridden 'bout 3 times,
And not once did I bloody get to see,

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
The video of the night we had before,
I watched as I sat,
Tied up and blind,
Big grin on my face,
As her 2 sisters took their turns riding lucky me,

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A tub of lube and her lying on her face,
She looked round at me,
With a wicked grin,
and said "Please lover, take my anal virginity",

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
an invite to-oo an orgeeeee,
there we spent the day,
Being sucked and fucked,
so good I forgot about what's under our tree.....

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onesugaronesugarover 15 years ago
So funny

This was hilarious, very entertaining a fun read.

~onesugar~

thewantonscribethewantonscribeover 17 years ago
Too funny

I have heard and seen many renditions of this Christmas favorite. I have to admit that yours is now my favorite. I have a friend in the military I am going to send this link to so he can get a laugh as well. Bravo!

arienettearienettealmost 18 years ago
Very nice

That was quite amusing; made me laugh.

ObeskuredObeskuredabout 18 years ago
Sweet!

That was very interesting indeed. Good work!

Erotic-KissErotic-Kissabout 19 years ago
Quite Amusing!

I couldn't help giggling....

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