- Non-Erotic Poetry
- 2 Room Zoo
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Click herePolly wants a cracker, so what's a guy to you do?
I dig through the cupboards of that apartment zoo.
In a lair of many versatile a beast
some are always hungry when others seem to feast.
And some, oh some, seem to get their rocks off
from the simple habit of tearing people's socks off.
I say 'Hey Mrs Andersson, you have too many pets'
I come here every other week in case the nurse forgets
to feed a single one, cause Mrs Andersson would sack her.
So someone please, give Polly a motherfucking cracker.
- COMMENTS
duddle146over 17 years agoI just loved the heck out of this little rendering. Completely hilarious and irreverant it was a joy to read. Funny!
LeBrozover 17 years agoThis is one of those perfect pieces
To stick in collections of sobriety;
After a handful of somber pieces
Inject a giggle instead.
