50 Shades of Parody

Me and the Mistress went to see that film
You know the one with the bondage scenes?
Now kinky fuckery is all the rage
Amongst the great unwashed it seems

We sat down in our posh seats
Our neighbours were all 'nillas
Mine the only arse marked for real
Her new cane better than any thriller

We giggled as the scenes unfolded
Sniggered at the soft focus tie and tease
Our 'nilla neighbours were not to know
That I'd only just got up off my knees

As our pretty heroine was all tied up
In his silk scarves and fluffy cuffs
Who would have guessed that an hour before
Mistresses' cock had been right up my butt

The gawping couples then got all steamy
On the screen Master had his wicked way
They wriggled and tittered in their seats
But to me and Mistress it was all just play

The lights came up, the credits rolled
And off they all scampered,flushed and shrill
But me and Mistress just sauntered out
Knowing exactly our next thrill

Later that night many a marriage was saved
Lust re-awoken, and all taboos shattered
But I bet I was the only boy on his knees
Balls roped and tied,lashed and battered

The moral of this story is
That real kink cannot be beaten
Unlike my nicely welted arse
And my sorry bitten cock, half eaten.