Must Hate Pussy

The first time I sucked dick I was 18
The same year I lost my virginity
I put my dick in her like he put his dick in me
Perfect symmetry
I drained my balls in her pussy; I licked his balls like a dog
No simile
He once told me you must hate pussy and I didn't disagree
Yeah, must hate pussy
I don't wanna bust my nut I wanna suck his woody
He wouldn't fuck me would he?
I ain't no rookie
I eat ooky cookie
That's good seed
I'd rather blow dick than good weed
And the last thing I wanna see is some nasty ass tits in my face
But when he gotta pee I wish he'd put that nasty ass dick in my face
Speaking of, my dick's a disgrace
My dick is three inches in length
His eight I ate
He once dictated: "Suck my dick!"
Thought he put me in my place
I laid in wait with a smile on my face
After he went to bed I pulled down his shorts and showed no restraint
When I dropped his boxers I was shocked my the monster
It made me cry
It deserves an oscar
It was twice as big as mine and so much softer
I thought I should call a doctor
I was about to faint
And then lick his taint
I tasted my own tears on top of his sweat
Cleaning everything around his penis until his balls were dripping wet
And plunged my tounge into his butthole with no regret
Damn, he don't wipe
It smelled so ripe
Brown nosing my best friend that I really don't even like
I gave it fifteen minutes and the job was finished
By the time I was done his butt didn't have a single bit of shit in it
And then I said bro I know you're my best friend
And you're dick is dead
But you always used to joke when we'd smoke and said
"Gimmie head"
And I could never admit you were the better of us two men
So I dropped to me knees and put your penis in my mouth instead
Then I went so deep on his wiener that I couldn't breathe
My face went red
Laying on the floor choking on dick because there was no space in the bed
It was was everything I dreamed of but he wasn't erect
Wishing he would errupt
I laughed to myself saying what did you expect?
At least you've got something to suck
Yeah, must hate pussy
Because I fucked a drunk slut in the butt
But his booty was cuter and smoother
and when I put my pathetic prick in that bitch I felt like a looser
But I loved to snuggle with his big pale bubble
And I rubbed my beard stubble between his buttcheeks and we cuddled
'Till I almost fell asleep and thought if he wakes up then it's trouble
It made my dick grow double
I squeezed his cheeks and beat my meat in his anal cleavage
I wasn't being subtle
Yeah, must hate pussy
Because I could write a book about his balls
But when busty girls walk by I don't look at all
She could give me weed and alcohol
And tell me my dick isn't even small
But she's better off getting off with a dick from a hole in the wall
Look in my phone you won't see her number there
But you might catch me licking cum out of my love's underwear
After he jerks off to a porn movies with some big old boobies
I saw them on the floor I said groovy
They smelled like piss and poopie
But I did slurp up a few drops of his smoothie
He shouldn't have to masturbate
Anytime he's horny I'm his to emasculate
I hate when he tells me he got a handjob
When I would have worshiped him with my tonsils
Gobbling cock like he was my damn God
My greatest pleasure was swallowing his rod
But I really wish I could binge on his unborn kids
And take a picture of his cum on my lips
Just in case there was every any question of who was the bitch
I wish I could have convinced him to let me eat his load as a gift
He could've punched me in the throat with his fist or his dick
I would never squirm if he wanted to shower me with piss
And whip me in the face with dripping wet cock for hours of bliss
I would have done anything for his dope sperm on my lips
Why couldn't I have some of his jizz for Christmas?
I didn't even want to kiss Chris
I just wanted to swallow his load
And my teachers always told me to follow my goals
So now I'm trying to sell my soul for a mouthful of his gold