- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Beatle's Revenge
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Help me if you can
She wants alimony
Oh honey I think I'm gonna wind up brokey
Worse then when John married Yoko
Got me sayin uh oh uh oh
Oh no!
Heather from me to you
I say screw it
Why did we have to do it?
Down the long winding road of marriage
Wish I had stayed single instead
Playing it up for fun
A rich playboy
In the strawberry fields forever
Instead of working a hard day's night
8 days a work breaking my back
Hey Jude!
Oh hey Jude!
Help me if you can
She wants alimony
Gonna make me pay through the nosy
Future don't look so rosy now
Going down the tubes in a yellow submarine
- COMMENTS
tazz317almost 12 years agosee if you can locate the walrus, TK U MLJ LV NV
duddle146over 17 years ago*laughing* Anyone familiar with the Beatles songs will get a kick out of this delightful poem. With tongue firmly planted in cheek this poet hurtles though inserting song titles here and there just to spice things up. Fun Read!
