A Big One!

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I've never had such a big one
I'm surprised it even went in,
For a moment it stuck in the entrance
But with greasing we managed to win.
With eyes open with anticipation
I gathered myself for the charge,
For I've never seen anything like it
And taken nothing so large!
You were determined to get it in there
Of that I had no doubt,
But as fast as you pushed it forward
My muscles were pushing it out.
To late I saw my mistake here
For now it's become quite small
And although you get it in now,
It's no fucking use at all!

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KarissaTseviKarissaTsevialmost 6 years ago
Bi girl here

Nice short tale. A big one is always fun. Cheers, I'm Karissa.

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
Tongue in cheek?

Cutesy in a tongue-in-cheek way (or something else entirely), but not erotic. Nor that literary or even literate. It does rhyme, though... The line "To late I saw my mistake here" should be "Too late..."

And I have spent too much time with it. AMT

JWrenJWrenover 9 years ago
Brilliant

Just come across this witty ditty. Brilliant. So few words but they devastatingly reveal a huge problem.

GuiltyPleasureGuiltyPleasurealmost 17 years ago
Clever,....

...and funny but take a look at the 14th line "now it's become come small" Something's wrong here and it's nothing to do with size, :-)

Tess

champagne1982champagne1982almost 17 years ago
Funny

this is a wicked look at something many of us profess to want but don't know what to do with once it's in our lap ;). Thanks for sharing! This poem will be mentioned in the New Poems review thread on the Poetry Feedback and Discussion Forum on the Bulletin Boards.