A Bin Laden Recipe
This is a unique blend
Created from scratch.
It’s development
Is meant to satisfy the multitudes
In any respected culture.
There is a political tie,
But only in substance.
It’s best used on chicken
To get the full effects
Of the seasonings
By this powerful mix.
It can make your eyes water,
And doesn’t hurt
To keep a drink nearby.
It’s absolutely lethal.
It’s a Bin Laden extraordinaire
And no match for a weak stomach.
It’s a satisfying commodity
In any market that likes great taste
And it just so happens
That this recipe is called
Al-Qaida Suicide Sauce.
It’s bound to have
A slightly different meaning
When all the side effects kick in
As it’s on the run.