A Deer In Headlights

A couple pull up in their car
And gather up their gear
Walk through the woods on hunting trails
While looking for a dear

She sees his gun and starts to grin
Strange thoughts fly through her head
She slams his back against a tree
And rubs his growing head

He grins and puts his weapon down
Then strips her of his shirt
She smiles so seductively
He never would've heard

The rustling from beyond the trees
Their actions lured a dear
But what he was about to shoot
No animals would hear

The dear watched as she "cleaned his gun"
While creeping, slowly, close
She raised her head and saw the dear
Which, in her headlights, froze

She grinned and, then, went back to work
Her lover never knew
That nature had enjoyed the show
But, yet, they continued