- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Dream about god and man (Ballad)
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There once was a god named, god
Now everybody liked god, they said O god, you're the greatest
Then one day god got bored
When gods get bored there's bound to be trouble
god wasn't an exception to the rule
He decided that the world was to big for the people and the puppies
So he did what every creator god would do
He killed all the people and the puppies roamed the earth unchecked
Until one day, a little boy became a man
This boy was the last of the race of man
Were not sure how he survived but that's not important
He began to question god
He worked with the puppies and trained them into a massive dog army
They rebelled against god
There was a mighty, mighty battle and the man lost
I mean he went up against god with a big puppy/doggy army
What an idiot
And so the world once again became a massive waste of space
Until....No it basically stayed a waste of space for a long long long long time
Then god said I want a battle, so he battled himself and he killed himself
THEN THERE WERE NONE.
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