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Click hereA Few of My Favorite Things
(variation on at theme by Oscar Hammerstein and Lil Richard Rodgers)
Black dicks in white pussies and cuckolds in cages,
Creampies for eating and gangbang rampages,
Naked and horny while tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Mistress in leather and kicks to the balls,
Dildos in asses and chains on the walls,
Whipped in the dungeon as I hang by the rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Forced into submission with a mouth full of cock,
A slave to the pussy and a slave to the lock,
Drinking golden champagne as it flows from the spring,
These are just a few of my favorite things.
When Monday comes and the alarm rings,
When I'm feeling blue,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And dream of them with you
Brothers on sisters and uncles with nieces,
Tight-fisted milkings and ruined releases,
Tears falling freely as the riding crop sings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cum covered faces and snowballing kisses,
Facesitting vixens and teased denied blisses,
The pain and the pleasure that love torture brings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Femdoms and sissies and mental castrations,
Public displays of my small dick frustrations,
Watching the bull cum in my wife on the swing,
These are just a few of my favorite things.
When the rain falls and the cold wind stings,
When I'm feeling blue,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And dream of them with you.
Well I was definitely singing along!! I liked it. It was kind of funny, but cute and honest in a slightly corny way.