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Click hereYou can only be
with a REAL man,
not a guy like me,
a nice guy,
a good man,
not a REAL man,
because,
I'd never lie to you,
steal from you,
cheat on you,
humiliate you in public,
abandon you in some skeevy bar
(on Christmas eve),
dump you to marry another woman
that's completely wrong for me
(twice times),
or (and wait for it
because this one is my favorite)
go all tweaky on you
because I think you're trying
to trick me into making
some kind of relationship commitment.
I live, breathe, hope and pray
that you might one day
try to trick me into making
some kind of relationship commitment.
was mentioned in New Poetry Recommendations over on the Poetry Feedback and Discussion forum.