A Letter in Rhyme for Frederic

A Letter in Rhyme for Frederic

1.
Ah Frederic, you've witnessed my love for my woman;
-Or women in general. –That's more the case.
We've drunk, you and I, and we've wept like two children,
We've been together in grace and disgrace.

2.
I enviously see the way women observe you;
I wish I could lure them the way that you do.
My wife has a crush on you so unforgiving,
That my admiration for you now is growing.

3.
But I thus should confess (I can't hold this any longer)
Although I'm a man, -and a manly man too-,
That I have a dream that I dream: an exception;
To kneel one day –once- and be a woman for you.

4.
Oh please, Fred, good friend, please don't tear up this letter;
Remember, for me this is hard to confess.
Please do understand, I'm not queer, -you know better-,
I'll just give you something you really deserve.

5.
A cosy, dark corner in your barn let's find;
At midday I'll come when you're chopping your wood.
I'll undo your jeans and I'll kneel on the ground,
And tenderly kiss your enormous manhood.

6.
Oh! Don't go commando, -through the underwear is fine;
No boxer shorts though, but the small, white and tight!
I'll kiss, -I might lick- just so much as you want,
To kiss your junk but once, I'd trade all my land!

7.
Before you, you'll see your best friend, Jake, as ever;
Don't fret –things won't change after I've worshipped your wood.
A real alpha male deserves another man's surrender;
I'll be your captive; say yes now, and I'll be subdued.

8.
Fred, please, think this through, 'cause it's my only offer;
I've risked being honest, and I'll pay the price.
Say yes or say no, but please don't blow my cover;
And I'll keep this secret, if you should say yes.