A list of the places I will...

The following is a list (though incomplete) of the places I will suck your cock:

The car
The shower
The (mostly empty) movie theater
The morning
The evening
The middle of the afternoon
The woods
The beach
In your sleep
In your dreams
Your parents’ house
A party, in a dark corner
Watching football
Playing a video game
While waiting for the steak on the grill
In a tent
In a hotel room
In a hotel bar
Under a table cloth
Shackled
After you’ve shoveled the driveway
After you’ve hung the Christmas lights
When you come home from hunting
Christmas
Halloween
The Fourth of July
Space Mountain
Your birthday
My birthday
Our Founding Father’s birthdays
A graveyard
A golf course
Fishing
On a desert island
On vacation
On our honeymoon
Under the stars
Under the moon
Under your command
A bathroom stall
Against a wall
In the garden
In the rain
In bed
In love