- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Lover 2nd Best
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LEMONIA (F)LEAP EDELTRAUD => AN EASTER TIME BALLADE
GOOD MONDAY
9/4/2012
A LOVER 2nd BEST
I had an easy day,
Awake half asleep,
Aware of some delay,
That I am due to flip.
I passed it with my mother,
Having our endless talk,
This day or any other,
It has to end this joke.
You have to come out clear,
And spare me all that shit,
That for a month, my dear,
Insults my tortured wit.
Although you are so witty,
You have been telling fibs,
And in the nitty gritty
Give one below the ribs.
CHORUS
I don't know what possessed you,
But surely you're possessed,
A demon or a fairy,
A lover 2nd best!
That three-day trip to Essen,
I think it is the clue,
You didn't go there for eating,
You just went for a scru.
So maybe you got laid,
And now you kick a fuss,
I always was afraid,
Of that, my lovely lass.
CHORUS
Don't know what possessed you,
But surely you're possessed,
A demon or a fairy,
A lover 2nd best!
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