A Man's Lollipop

It can be as soft as a kitten,
or it can be as hard as stone.
And it can be long too,
like a yummy ice cream cone.

It can be as dry as dust,
or it can be leaky and wet,
and dripping like that,
that's a definite must.

A man's lollipop is the best thing of all,
and petting it is so nice,
when it's so thick and tall.

When I kiss it with my lips,
or when I touch it with my hands,
it come's to life,
like a hungry little puppy.

Like a sweet and eager,
hungry little puppy.