A Pure Natural Approach

A PURE NATURAL APPROACH

i've been getting a lot of emails lately
concerning impotency.
and it's not a problem for me to get it up.
the crisis lies in where I can put it.
then I get emails from the companies
to increase the size of your pecker.
and to complicate things,
every time I get something in regards
to adult sites, the chicks are always
with the dudes with the big dicks.
have you ever seen a porn movie
with a guy with a little prick?
not that I have been told I had one,
but it makes one feel
as if an inferiority complex
is what they are striving for.
Then there are the testimonials
from guys who have talked
about how their sex lives have improved
after taken these pills.
but I don't know.
It's not that I want to see dick,
but if there are going to be testimonials,
shouldn't there be some pics
to verify such a claim?
so, I told you that I can get a hard on
and didn't tell you whether my main vein
is large or not,
but it certainly sounds
as if I am increasing the awareness
of how I want a piece of ass,
and it's the kind of poem
that should be placed
on special alert
to let the women know,
that hey-
I don't need Viagra
or a big fucking tool
to glamorize my testimonial.
but at least
the theme of this poem
is strictly upright and straight-forward
to be held in a woman's hand
and leaves the impression
to get some well deserved attention
like the way I want
this poem to receive.