A Real Funny Dilemna

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A REAL FUNNY DILEMNA

he looks drained -
all that work on the job
is taking a considerable toll
on his lifestyle -
the pimp that he is.
his eyes -
they don't have that
sex appeal give away look
every time a woman walks by.
that smile -
it just isn't what it used to be,
and his strut -
it lacks that swagger.
his dialogue lately...
has taken on a tone of great concern
without the ramblings
of his sexual conquests.
it's tough on him -
even with affirmative action
to lean on - it doesn't help
when it comes to dick wilt syndrome!!

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duddle146duddle146about 17 years ago
reality.

As the old song says, "Things aren't what they used to be...". There's a faint trace of respect for women abroad in the land. I don't miss the old ways.

RhymeFairyRhymeFairyover 18 years ago
Funny indeed ... * Grins*

That's Dickie Doo syndrome if ya ask me ...

I love it Don !! You have the ability

to do a great sneak attack on our humor button,

and we all love it !!!

Sneaky ... very sneaky.

Got my eye on you know my friend !!

I loved it * Grins n Giggles !!!!!

More Plez ...!!!

sweet GA peachessweet GA peachesover 18 years ago
TKO...

so I thought to give you a shot,

read to the last,

and picked myself up to finish a

comment, just goes to show,

some leading lines dont always

make the cut,

but the ending, a KNOCK OUT !!

thats all we remember...

***** for you !

-sGp-

AnonymousAnonymousover 18 years ago
as 12 says

you are wacked ...in this one..sounds like the over stressed world of toxic america...who wouldn't have a limp willy...winks...blue

LeBrozLeBrozover 18 years ago
~~

A consensus.

Here?

At Lit?

That's a kick-ass last sentence!

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