A Real Funny Dilemna

A REAL FUNNY DILEMNA

he looks drained -
all that work on the job
is taking a considerable toll
on his lifestyle -
the pimp that he is.
his eyes -
they don't have that
sex appeal give away look
every time a woman walks by.
that smile -
it just isn't what it used to be,
and his strut -
it lacks that swagger.
his dialogue lately...
has taken on a tone of great concern
without the ramblings
of his sexual conquests.
it's tough on him -
even with affirmative action
to lean on - it doesn't help
when it comes to dick wilt syndrome!!