Actionable Shite, So Sue Me

Nyeur p’uhhh
I hate Madonna
Big brother is crap
Sex is crap
Sex is a waste of cum
Women are sheep
Dolphins are all gay
Nelson Mandela is a white control freak
Britney Spears is a man
I like lots of untruths


Michael Jackson is afraid
Of plastic
“Friends” are not really friends- that’s true
Frazier is a dustman
A garbage man, and he loves kissing spiders
Mother Theresa was oppressive to the poor
And egocentric
And she denied birth control to one of
The poorest nations,
Who could not afford more babies
La la la la la!
Pom pa pom pa pom!

This poem is useless!
Wine drinkers are vampires
Englishmen are all impotent
American men all suck english dick
English floppy dick
English useless pinky
Aussie men don’t have dicks
They blow koalas
Aussie women have dicks
And beards and one tooth, like a deformed witch

Italian men are the only decent men in the world.
You probably think I am an Italian man
I wish I was…

Football hooligans are all
Latent homosexuals
And fuck their mothers
And their mother’s mothers
And their friend’s mothers



Disclaimer- all the above may not be true. We accept no responsibilty for any of it. We found it in Gary Glitter’s locker. Allegedly. ps. This may also not be true. Look, just don’t sue us ok. If you do, we’ll kill you. Allegedly.