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Adult Alphabet


A is for anal, a place I don’t go,
B is for bestiality, it’s a cat not, a ho?!
C is for cunnilingus, an excellent meal,
D is for doggy, I love it, for real!
E is for erotica, this shit makes you cum,
F is for fucking, a thing done for fun,
G is for genitals, cunt, balls, dick and buns,
H is for holes, in which to stick things,
I is for intercourse, a fancier name for badda bing,
J is for jiggy, please see above,
K is for kinky, the only way to love,
L is for lust, that lurking desire,
M is for moaning, shit your arse is on fire!
N is for naughty, it’s kinky plus flirt,
O is for orgasm, all I want for desert,
P is for penis, an excellent thing,
Q is for queer, where being queen is king,
R is for rooting, what we all want to do,
S is for sucking, yes I’ll have that too,
T is teasing, it gives you blue balls,
U is for unisexual, where you want it all,
V is for vagina, the queen of the night,
W is for wanking, what you do when you can’t get a bite,
X is for X-Rated, for all the fun sights,
Y is for your place, where I’m going tonight.
Z is for sleeping, what I’m gunna do, cause your arse is boring, I’ll never do you!

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