- Erotic Poetry
- Adult Alphabet
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Click hereA is for anal, a place I don’t go,
B is for bestiality, it’s a cat not, a ho?!
C is for cunnilingus, an excellent meal,
D is for doggy, I love it, for real!
E is for erotica, this shit makes you cum,
F is for fucking, a thing done for fun,
G is for genitals, cunt, balls, dick and buns,
H is for holes, in which to stick things,
I is for intercourse, a fancier name for badda bing,
J is for jiggy, please see above,
K is for kinky, the only way to love,
L is for lust, that lurking desire,
M is for moaning, shit your arse is on fire!
N is for naughty, it’s kinky plus flirt,
O is for orgasm, all I want for desert,
P is for penis, an excellent thing,
Q is for queer, where being queen is king,
R is for rooting, what we all want to do,
S is for sucking, yes I’ll have that too,
T is teasing, it gives you blue balls,
U is for unisexual, where you want it all,
V is for vagina, the queen of the night,
W is for wanking, what you do when you can’t get a bite,
X is for X-Rated, for all the fun sights,
Y is for your place, where I’m going tonight.
Z is for sleeping, what I’m gunna do, cause your arse is boring, I’ll never do you!
- COMMENTS
lawrobburover 14 years agoi thought you did an ok job. i have one similar to this on here so i can appreciate this poem.
nice work.
smiles and smooches, lawrobbur
greenmountaineerover 14 years agoI finally tracked this down because I was interested in the thread you opened about it. I agree the poem needs work, but I don’t think the anonymous comment encourages you to do anything differently. I liked some of the lines, but I never got in sync with the sound of the language used. I’d keep those lines that have a pleasant affect on the ear, and then I’d use grammatical or poetic devices for variation and hopefully some sense of originality. For example, I might have used enjambment for the b and c lines, suggesting bisexuality and its union by way of the enjambment. I keep thinking about vulva as having two dangling participles and would have somehow tried to express it in those terms. Finally, for some reason I think of masturbation as a run on sentence, but I’m afraid that I may be disclosing too much now about my strange of humor. In any event, this poem has potential, but does need work, and I hope these comments were helpful.
jthserraover 14 years agoalthough I am not your anynomous commenter, I do have to agree with anynomous here. While the acrostic form gets tough I think you could have done more here.
Anonymousover 14 years agoDespite a certain intelligence, this is not a poem. It is more like a cat-in-the-hat children's primer.
