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Click hereshe said
"Calling me an orgiastic orderly
is a mighty funny way of saying
you want to date
a waitresses."
Order bacon and eggs ~ as a side dish - you get a date with the waitress.
when you get a waitress with no sense of humor.
another quirky but funny poem.