tagNon-Erotic PoetryAgency of Special Services!

Agency of Special Services!

byUncle Pervey©

There's a new branch in our government,
Amongst the Government Agencies.
It's the "Agency Special Service,"
And it really can get real crazy!

A Border guard on duty looked out,
And glimpsed someone sneaking through the pass.
He started out but his boss said "No,
"Don't mess with him cause that man's an ASS!"

A highjacked plane was starting to land,
When a noise erupted in First Class!
The Steward wiped his brow with relief,
"They never had a chance with that ASS!"

A Ghetto-Blasting Moslem got mad,
He guessed he was about out of gas.
He managed to get to the airport,
But got nabbed by the agency ASS!

Lets not forget about the dope king,
Who had lots of balls and lots of brass.
He thought that he was untouchable,
But the Agent ASS busted HIS ass!

Out of ALL the Agencies listed,
There's one that has a whole lot of class.
They do the things no one else will do,
All because each agent is an ASS!!

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