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- Erotic Poetry
- Alan Funt and My Cunt
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can i really be blunt?
would it bug you to tears?
if it were to tell you
i've discovered my cunt.
or maybe it's
more that my cunt
is the portal to
pertinent pleasure points
attached to my joints.
hey, is that Alan Funt?
yes that is Alan Funt
i think with a grunt.
he wants candid pics
of my steamy wet cunt.
smile.
but if i were to pose
without any clothes
it won’t be the film
my cunt would expose.
fuck it.
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