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- Alice Paradiddles in Therapy.
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I just had a dream of Jabberwock,
I just had a dream of Jabberwock,
Whatever the hell that is,
Whatever the hell that is.
Jabberwock is just a dream
Of just whatever the hell that is.
Perhaps the Mad Hatter I am.
Perhaps the Mad Hatter I am
Who knows a mad devil called Slithy,
Who knows a mad devil called Slithy.
Perhaps I am mad (I am),
Perhaps a devil, who knows?
In my nightmare I hear nothing.
In my nightmare I hear nothing
But Brillig and Tove from Lewis Carroll,
But Brillig and Tove from Lewis Carroll.
Hear! Hear! Hear! Hear! Nothing
But Lewis Carroll I hear
Who knows whatever the Jabberwock is.
But in my dream I'm mad as hell
That Brillig knows whatever it is
And Tove who knows nothing knows,
And I know that devil Slithy knows
Just whatever the hell it is.
"So, tell me, Alice," said Dr. Mann,
"What on earth's a paradiddle?"
It's so very not on earth,
It's so very not on earth,
I learned to make it in Wonderland,
I learned to make it in Wonderland,
So I wonder, Dr. Mann,
What on earth I learned.
I heard but paradelles with Rabbit,
I heard but paradelles with Rabbit
From a fluent fiddle poet,
From a fluent fiddle poet.
But effluent from Rabbit I heard
When Rabbit heard but paradelles.
Only the words of the first 4 lines,
Only the words of the first 4 lines
Can make up 5 and 6,
Can make up 5 and 6:
Up make only words and 6
5 lines first the can of 4.
So in the first 4 lines I make up,
So in the first 4 lines I make up
Are very fluent paradelles,
Are very fluent paradelles,
But I fiddle so with 5 and 6,
So fuck it! It's a paradiddle.
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