tagNon-Erotic PoetryAllan and Lady Di!

Allan and Lady Di!

byUncle Pervey©

Allan met "Lady Di" one day,
When he was out taking a walk.
He knew "Who" she was right away,
And he started "talkin'" his "Talk!"

He told her, "You're the Prettiest,
"Royal Princess" I've ever met!"
She smiled back and said "Thank you Chum,
Now what is it you think you'll get?"

Allan was quick with his response,
"Lady Di I'll take all I can!
For example your "pretty" lips,
And don't you have a lovely "Can!"

Lady Di was pretty fast too,
And she shot back "You Rascal you!
You're about the "sweetest" Talker,
That I have ever listened to!"

Allan gave a shy grin, and said,
"Oh I don't know about that Love.
You must hear talk like this a lot,
When you "Shine" like the "Stars Above!"

Lady Di gave a giggle, then,
And "blushing," she gave him a wink.
"You're a "Rascal," and that's a "Fact,"
But I just "Love" the way you "Think!"

Allan "blushed" himself, a little,
He thought this Princess was "Real Sharp!"
"You look to me like an Angel,
Just tell me, can you play a "Harp?"

Lady Di had to laugh out loud,
"Well I think I've just met my "Match!"
Now tell me Sir, are you married?
I'm thinking you'd be a "Good" catch!"

Allan gave a grin, and answered,
"Yes Lady Di, I've been "taken."
I "only" wish we'd met "Before,"
Cause you just "Sizzle" my "Bacon!"

"Well Dear Lad" Lady Di went on,
"You've "Lightened" my day with your "Talk!"
She waved at Allan AND moved on,
And Allan "continued" his walk!!

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