Alley Oop From Texas!byUncle Pervey©
Alley Oop was a cave man with a big dick,
And his temper could explode with ease.
He'd knuckle-bone a hard head really quick,
If someone was messing with his squeeze!
Alley Oop was a really horny man,
But he never liked wearing the horn.
His cave was somewhere by the Rio Grande,
That was the place where Alley was born.
The women all loved him for his big dick,
They'd swarm him like a bunch of Blow Flies!
They wanted Big Al to do it real quick,
And they'd line up to give him their thighs!
Alley Oop was a really mean lover,
Til he sneaked up on the female Rex.
This female Rex he tried hard to cover,
Now his name's been changed to "Shortarm Tex!!"