Alphabetarium

Alphabetarium

A is for apple of which you're my tree,
B is for breast, would you show one to me?

C is for cheek, which I'd like to caress,
D for your derriere, which I'd like to undress!

E is for eye, and yours are so blue,
F is for f___, which I wish we could do.

G is for grin, which you're probably doing,
H is for horny, how I'd like to be wooing.

I for inviting, your smile to me,
J is for joy, you're so pleasing to see.

K is for kiss, and yours are so hot,
L is for like, and I like you a lot.

M is for most, ‘cause I love you most dearly;
N—well, I'm nuts, as you can see clearly.

O is for osculate, a really fine word,
P for my passion, of which you have heard.

Q is for quiet, which I don't want to be,
R is for rich, which is what you make me.

S is for slow, how I like to be kissing,
T is for tit—yours I sorely am missing.

U is for uvula, I think yours is nice,
V is for vulva, you don't have to ask twice.

W, wench, is for wanting you here,
X is how rated I feel when you're near.

Y—I am yours whenever you say,
Z is zipper that stands in our way.