- Non-Erotic Poetry
- America The Bootyful
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Four score and seven years ago, Al Qaeda stole some tea.
Ask not what your country can do for you but who's on The Dream Team.
We hold this truth to be self-evident: Nothing in life is free.
God bless Billabong, Roca Wear and American Eagle.
Amber waves of grain, coated with Krispy Kreme.
The Union shall not perish; It'll join the Wal-Mart team.
With your shield or on it, unless you're Ivy League.
Go East, my son, East where labor's cheap.
All men are created equal, except queers and hippies.
You have the right to remain silent but not necessarily to sleep.
The land of Fox News and the Home of MTV.
Remember that Alamo has the lowest fee.
Work hard all day and don't you stop to think.
Then kick back and watch the brave new world on the television screen.
- COMMENTS
duddle146about 17 years agoGives whole new meaning to the word cynical ~ unfortunately in most cases ~ it's dead on.
LeBrozover 17 years agoAn interesting read patched together with clichéd phrases that approaches from out of left field, and with a touch of humor, manages not to offend.
My Erotic Taleabout 19 years agohey sean,
interesting write and a giggle buster
nice images of our country eating creame pie
while other countries nibble crumbs.
You would think they would see the light
....from the television set ...<grin>
interesting read as always ...nice
