- Erotic Poetry
- Anal Erotic Love Song
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(sung to the tune of 'Jeepers Creepers')
Now, I don't care what the preacher man says
When the preacher man says I'm sinning
You'll never hear me repenting, I'm certain my soul is fine.
I only care where my wiener points,
When my wiener points all lewdly,
It's gotta be all fun to me, when I'm six and you are nine.
Jooper, crooper, where'd you get that pooper?
Jooper, crooper, where'd you get that brown eye?
Gosh, y'got me up; now I've got you greased up.
Push and ream in--how'd you get so wide?
Golly gee, when you show your bottom off,
Ho is me, got to put a condom on.
Jooper, Crooper, where'd you get that pooper?
Oh, that winker, how I want to ride.
Jooper, Crooper, where'd you get that pooper?
Oh, that blinker, how I want inside.
Where did ya get it?
I wanna stroke and pet it.
Where'd you get that brown eye?
