- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Ant and Debs song
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Silly, but makes a good addition to the Debs and Ant saga in Don't try suicide and Product testers
(Ant)
I've got shits
Thet're multiplying
And I'm looooo-sing self-control
Of my bowels they're defying
It's terrifying.
(Debs)
You better clench up
Cuz you need to run
And get your arse on to the loo
You better clench up
You better understand
If you shit we will be through
(Ant)
Nothing left, nothing left, I need to pooh
(Debs)
Don't you shit yourself Ant
Shit yourself Ant
Tone tone tone eee
Don't shit yourself Ant
Shit yourself Ant
Tone tone tone eee
Don't shit yourself Ant
Shit yourself Ant
Tone tone tone eee
The loo you need
Has not been freed
- COMMENTS
greenmountaineerabout 8 years agoSounds a bit "Greasy" to me.
Cute and imaginative. It got me singing. I liked it.
