April's Fool

Just because I loved her so
Did I have to forfeit my mischievous soul?

All I did was pull a simple April fool's joke
I never imagined the anger it would provoke

Staying overnight for a little sex
I put my clandestine plan
Into effect!

When she awoke, to her unpleasant surprise
I switched her panties with an identical pair
But of a much smaller size

Pulling and tugging to make them fit
When her frustration became apparent
I applied my sober wit

I suggested her altered figure
From my observatory perspective
Was due to her butt getting bigger

I begged her to stop her fighting
And succumb to the fact
That instead she consider dieting

Holy Shit!
Did she get pissed!

When I confessed that I pranked her
In the spirit of April 1st
I only infuriated her anger

Is there no humor between lovers and friends?
Obviously not, for when she walked out the door
I never saw her face again