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Click herePerhaps someone won't know the definition nor my intentions in big vague words. I won't use them here: The cosmic slut. The worst dressed on the worst dressed list. Fishnets and waders. Parking lot blow jobs and men with cartoon character names. Not a cold shoulder but a warm sayonara. Lips like murder. Insatiable for grease monkey wrenches and a Hemingway ego. Cheerleader skirt and a french maid sneer. Slips and falls near queues of carts in grocery store automatic doorways. Twisted and toppled across divots of weed infested yard. The ankles are our weaknesses.
as a fellow Aquarian. I have to admit, I can see bits of myself in here, and it made me chuckle. I may be biased, but I really enjoyed this. :-)
I'm interested in Astrology and wanted to create a word picture of the typical Aquarius woman. She's kind of a clown. Scaramouche. Harlequin. Something like that. I hope I did it justice.
in the most delicious ways, always worth reading, even if sometimes you lose me its always a wild ride
but in RedNeckLand, she would be a SuperModel with one name. TK U MLJ LV NV