Arizona Culture Is Fucking

Arizona has no culture.

So we say "Fuck Arizona".

And when we say "Fuck Arizona" we mean we hate Arizona.

But when we hear "Fuck Arizona" we think it's a command to the state to fuck.

So the state fucks.

And people come here to fuck.

Porn stars, strippers, swingers, homosexuals.

Attractive people, ugly people, rich people, poor people.

Everyone's always fucking.

So our culture in Arizona is the sex. It's the fucking.