As Bad Ass As I Wanna Be

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Wanted to try something a little more sassy than normal. Hope you all enjoy it.

No
No
I will not say I'm sorry
I will not apologize
For who I am
What I am
Maybe pretty screwed up
But guess what?
So are you!

Bridge

Got no time for playing your games
Politically correct
Hiding behind a false wall of pretty smiles and ugly lies
Gossiping behind backs
Calling out for the banning of my fellow artist's names
Just cos I wanna weed out the competition againest me
No no no
Instead I think I'll keep on
Writing on
As bad ass as I wanna be

So petty
So childish
Tell me
Ain't you all got anything better to do
Get a life
Log off and try to maybe just maybe get laid
Do anything
Just leave this one the hell alone
So that I can get paid

Repeat Bridge

Ding-dong!
Guess what
The bitch ain't dead
And she ain't never gonna be
Not going anywhere
So please do, little children
Back off me
Start chillin'
While us adults do all the real work around here

Repeat Bridge

Waiting in a long long long line
Someday
Gonna be wanting my autograph
Beggin' on your knees
Groanin'
Oh Ramona, please, please
Won't you teach me
Teach me how to be
Just as bad ass as you

Repeat Bridge 2X

2009 Ramona Thompson

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