ATHEIST's CHALLENGE

The most repressed are the most fun
The supposed chosen ones
Muslim, Jew and Christian
Getting their pelvises to piston
In synch with mine
May seem a waste of time
But I have this theory about consensual crimes
If no one gets hurt and there is no coercion
Then orgasm outside of the marriage bed is positive subversion
Of musty tenets
Originally devised to keep peace among the primitive flock
Who says the anachronistic theist can’t enjoy modern atheist cock?
Yeah, it might give tradition bound controlling husbands a shock
But God ordained that the spouse’s box needs to be knocked
Every which way but loose
And soon there will be a truce
The patriarchs might not understand
But matriarchs need only demand
That martial bliss and the baby pram
Will remain
So long as no questions rule is sustained
About her solo visits to the city twice a week
That the URLs be ignored that contain the words “religious super freak”
How when drinking water it seems the former bird sipper
Can now swallow a creek
It will work because once a pattern is established
And the orgasms I give are guaranteed and increasingly lavish
A whole new world for these women will open up for the taking
There will be new significance and dimension to the prayers they’ll be making
These demure ladies of the book will turn all the more open and pious
And the sex for procreation alone they are having with hubby will resemble a riot
We will part when she’s ready
To withdraw from her diet of extreme kink and dick, steady
Enough to not come back cause she’s jonesing
For some sacrilegious scientific boning
At that point, we’ll both lead separate happy lives
She will give birth through those once busy thighs
Using moans and sighs
Reserved for selected 8th Avenue peep show video screens
This conservative mother, once a wet dream queen
Her tapes are limited edition and will fly out of stores
To the homes of private collectors, connoisseurs of temporary housewife whores
Her brood will never know
Hubby could never guess
How scat play and bukkake made Momma such a fulfilled mess