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Aussie Limericks 100-120


'The limerick's an art form complex
Whose contents run chiefly to sex
It's famous for virgins
And masculine urgin's
And vulgar, erotic effects'
                                   Rupert Hart-Davie

AUSSIE LIMERICKS     (101 - 120)

There was a young lady from Curtin
Would stand naked behind a thin curtain
While her lover just sat
Holding his hat
As something that later he'd spurt in

There was a young lady from Dee Why
Found it hard her pants to keep dry
As men in tight trousers
Would quickly arouse her
With thoughts of their thing 'gainst their thigh

There was a young lady from Dendy
Liked men who were supple and bendy
She'd bought books on coition
Showing every position
And was trying out those she thought trendy

There was a young lady from Dickson
Young boys at her school often picks on
Makes them stay after class
Then show her their arse
Which she smacks, then afterwards licks 'em

There was a young lady from Dingley
Who spent most of her time home, singly
When asked about love
Said - 'I use a glove
Which soon gets me warm and quite tingly'

There was a young lady from Dollar
Whose love was a handsome young scholar
He was brainy and brawny
Incredibly horny
But he lived in absolute squalor

There was a young lady from Doonside
Went out in a boat for a ride
Not just for the cruise
But also to choose
Which crewman to screw down inside

There was a young lady from Dorrigo
Planned one night to go down on her beau
His displeasure incurred
'Cos from what she had heard
She didn't know she should suck it, not blow

There was a young lady from Downer
Whose man was well known as a bounder
Though she's really quite fat
He has no trouble with that
He knows just how to get round her

There was a young lady from Duffy
Had a pussy remarkably fluffy
Which she'd wash with shampoo
Brush and comb it all too
But it still got awfully dandruffy

There was a young lady from Dunedoo
Her loves numbered one hundred and two
Yanks, Frogs, Swedes and Chinks
Blacks, yellows and pinks -
In between there had been the odd Aussie too

There was a young lady from Dungog
Had a long, strange affair with a frog
But when kisses she stole
Produced just tadpoles
She went out and bought a nice dog

There was a young lady from Duntroon
Her room with men's briefs would festoon
While out in her yard
Hung some set quite hard
From guys who had come much too soon

There was a young lady from Dural
Whose body appeared in a mural
With sheep, goats and asses
Nude lads and their lasses
In a scene both sexy and rural

There was a young lady from Earlwood
Said she would, yes she would - if she could
But her promise would fade
Each time she'd get laid
She found it too hard - being good

There was a young lady from Eden
Said by voices she had been given
The task, after dark
To bring men to the park
To do what they thought forbidden

There was a young lady from Edgecliff
To court was called by the bailiff
He caused quite a ruckus
Using habeas corpus
To get her, with him to do mischief

There was a young lady from Eltham
Liked men in her bed - but first felt 'em
She found that it's wise
To first check for their size
If O.K. she'd undress and then smelt them

There was a young lady from Enfield
Whose secret one day was revealed
She'd had dozens of lovers
Taking first her friends' brothers
After them any man who'd appealed

There was a young lady from Engadine
Had tits like you've never seen
Their size and their mass
Outweighed her large arse
So she moved with a strong forward lean

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