Ballad of John and Penny

Tom and Mary, were getting very leery, with warning signs too easy to find.
John and Penny, were sneaking round forgetting, the eyes that followed them were not blind.

In a darkened car the gumshoe sat, and as they left the motel, the photographs did snap.
Deceit and desire, their loins had been on fire, too late for ever turning back.
The lover’s fates were cast, that's just a fact.

Johnny said "Penny, you know there aren’t that many, who suck a cock the way that you do."
Penny said "Johnny, you make me really horny, I wish that Tom would fuck me like you."

In the microphone the love birds sang, and as they bounced the box springs, the video began.
Deceit and desire, two marriages on fire, too late for ever turning back.
The lawyers working fast, that's just a fact.

Penny said "Believe me, I don't want you to leave me, and Tom I know I treated you wrong."
Mary said "I loathe her, my brother's coming over, and John he says you better be gone."

In the conference room the lawyers met, and with the marriage over, the money had been split.
Deceit and desire, there would be no more fire, too late for ever turning back.
The pain will always last, that's just a fact.