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Click hereBananas all hang in tight bunches,
And when they "Mature" they turn "Yellow,"
They're ALL just a little bit "Crooked,"
Just like ALL those "Lawyer" fellows!!
An always welcome little snippet from Uncle Pervey. This time he's taking lawyers to task.
Whatever you do, don't give up your day job. And I thought some of the others were bad....