- Erotic Poetry
- Bangers & Mash
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I would assuage your sausage if I could,
wouldst soothe the need, relieve the wood.
Forsooth, my touch may satisfy,
if other thirsts are pacified
and other appetites becalmed...
And if your sausage is indeed assuaged,
what prize, sweet sir, will you in turn gift me
to satiate my fathomless wet sea?
- COMMENTS
momplussedalmost 7 years agoA clever, saucy poem. Delightful to read. Granted there are some missused tenses and words nut they do not detract from the pleasure of reading the poem. Well done!
tender_Tashaabout 7 years agoI did enjoy this little poem. Has a very flirtatious feel. Very British.
AlwaysHungryabout 7 years agoI find the poem charming and playful. The wordplay in the title is clever. I have questions about your use of archaic words like "wouldst" and "forsooth", though. First of all, "wouldst" is the second person familiar, so it would be used with "thou," not in the first person. Also (this second point is moot) it would make sense to use it consistently throughout the poem. "Forsooth", through no fault of its own, has become corny, because it gets used as a stock expression to invoke an archaic mood. If your intention is to invoke that mood, I would avoid the ultra-modern usage of the word "gift" as a verb, again just to be consistent.
