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Bangers & Mash

bylegerdemer©

I would assuage your sausage if I could,
wouldst soothe the need, relieve the wood.
Forsooth, my touch may satisfy,
if other thirsts are pacified
and other appetites becalmed...

And if your sausage is indeed assuaged,
what prize, sweet sir, will you in turn gift me
to satiate my fathomless wet sea?

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by momplussed06/10/17

Egads!

A clever, saucy poem. Delightful to read. Granted there are some missused tenses and words nut they do not detract from the pleasure of reading the poem. Well done!

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by Piscator01/31/17

One Hand Clapping

A meaty subject well handeled.

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by Latexminion01/22/17

banging

I did enjoy this little poem. Has a very flirtatious feel. Very British.

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by tazz31701/22/17

HOW DEEP IS THE OCEAN

for the wood to sink. TK U MLJ LV NV

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by AlwaysHungry01/22/17

An earnest critique

I find the poem charming and playful. The wordplay in the title is clever. I have questions about your use of archaic words like "wouldst" and "forsooth", though. First of all, "wouldst" is the secondmore...

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