Bangor, Maine

Two girls lived in a cave of stone,
Picking their teeth with old cave bones.
One said, “I know what to do.
Let’s find a caveman we can screw.”

So off they went in search of their prey,
Hiking through what would be Maine some day.
The guy they found was tall and strong,
and most important, he had a big dong.

“Hey,” said the ladies, batting their lashes,
“Why not check out our tits and asses?”
So they humped and they bumped and they shook the earth,
Dinosaurs gave their cave a wide berth

Til one day the T. Rex said “I’ve had enough.
If that’s what they want, I’ll teach them to stuff.”
His dick was as big as a station wagon
The women had never seen such a dragon.

Of course, they did not survive the great screwing;
What they wished for became their undoing.
The spot became known for its moment of fame,
And that is how Bangor, Maine, got its name.