- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Bar Steward
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Click hereAll alone in the bar,
Beer, whisky, some old cigar,
Happen to mention wife has gone,
He says he knows, he took her on.
Just give a grin and not a frown,
Don’t let the bar steward get you down.
Tell him that my horse got beat,
Say that it must have four left feet,
Seems to think that is so funny,
Had six winners, now in the money.
Just give a grin and not a frown,
Don’t let the bar steward get you down.
Hope to talk with one accord,
When I say I own a Ford,
But my heart sinks when of course,
He owns a Ferrari, the Prancing Horse.
Just give a grin and not a frown,
Don’t let the bar steward get you down.
Surely I cannot this time lose,
Point out my world wide cruise,
But for two weeks very soon,
He’s on a space ship to the moon.
Just give a grin and not a frown,
Don’t let the bar steward get you down.
With all this luck he has right here,
What’s he doing serving me beer,
He can tell how drunk when he lies,
You know he judges from your bottle eyes,
Just give a grin and not a frown,
Don’t let the bar steward get you down
- COMMENTS
duddle146about 17 years agoWhatever he can do ~ I can't do better. Must be a rich bartender.
