- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Barbie's Curse
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Click hereBarbie's blamed for everything
That ails a girl's self-image;
She'll binge and purge and feel so bad
It's the curse of Barbie's figure.
But she's a toy
Her maker's joy
A target too large and inviting.
It's said so much
There is no doubt
It's a "truth" that can't be ignored.
Forget those who pontificate
It's girls that know the truth
While nuking it in the oven
To see the damn thing grow;
Or maybe she'll decapitate it
And blame it on her brother.
Copyright © Leon Brozyna 2005
- COMMENTS
Deceptive_Appearanceover 15 years agoHa, ha! Hysterical! My sister enjoyed subjecting many of her dolls to similar fates. Good memories!!
EmJ0385almost 18 years agoLove it! You're right, it is just a doll. Some folks just need to lighten up!! But brothers still don't get off the hook---blame 'em and get Mom to get you a new one!
CaPic267about 18 years agoLeon, I just love it! My Barbies are just that--toys. Or exaggerated representations of female beauty. Certainly not to be taken seriously! CP
sweet GA peachesover 18 years agointo a blob ! *smiles*
I can only say,
I wanted her clothes !!!
LOL..
very witty man you are, Lebroz !
-sGp-
