Bean Power!byUncle Pervey©
The "bean" has a wonderful power,
If Science could only harnas it's "charms!"
There'd be no more danger in warfare,
And there would be no more need for firearms!
It's easy to prove what I've stated,
And I'll give a few examples below.
A "stinker" can clean out a large room,
And if you're ever downwind, you'll know!
Jack was a feller who liked his beans,
And he'd eat every kind of them all day!
He let some rip out real long and loud,
And that's when I heard the old timer say!
"Old Jack shore can rip 'em, slow, and long,
An' strong enough to make a "Polecat" sneeze!
But that rascal can shore fumigate,
Every bug from our district, with his breeze!
World History has proved bean power,
With the downsweep of "Napoleon's Curve,"
The British caught his army downwind,
And being downwind, they all lost their nerves!
Australia's invasion of rabbits,
Was a threat to all life for the Aussies.
So they fed "beans" to the kangaroos,
They got fumigated into the sea!
One more example of "Bean Power,"
If you're in an unwinnable debate.
If you want your opponent to quit,
Let a quiet one and don't hesitate!
Bean power has won many battles,
And it's been known to save ecologies.
So if you eat beans, and get an urge,
Just let it rip, with no apologies!!