Bedspring Poker!byUncle Pervey©
The best game that has ever been played,
Is called "Bedspring Poker," friend.
It requires at least two players,
And lots of sex to begin!
The first thing both of you should do,
Is take off all your clothes.
Then climb in bed and start humping away,
It's fun, everybody knows!
A little foreplay is in order,
Like starting with "69!"
When the both of you have had your "cum,"
Things are feeling really fine!
When you've rested then it's time to start,
To make them old bedsprings "sing!"
You get your rhythm going real good,
Then have fun doing your thing!
There are lots of different games around,
Like card games with a "Joker."
But the best game that I've ever found,
Is one called "Bedspring Poker!!"