Benevalent Dragon!byUncle Pervey©
He was an undersized dragon,
As dragons tend to grow.
He was an ugly dragon but,
He was friendly don't you know?
He had big feet and tiny wings,
A really funny sight.
His toothy grin a mile wide,
He was the girl's delight!
He said "Benevalent Dragon,
Is what they all call me.
As you can tell I just ain't much,
You get just what you see."
"But I've got one thing you should know,
I keep it right down here!"
He pulled a foot long cock out,
He could use on a steer!
He was so ugly all the girls,
Just thought he was "So cute!"
They thought it was a funny sight,
His foot long hard green flute!
He'd wander all around the town,
He'd grin and he would sing.
The girls would see him coming and,
Exposing his long thing.
Old Charlie was the dragon's name,
He had a "Dragon" prick!
If anyone would ask he'd say,
"I just call my cock "Dick!"
Whenever he would wander where,
He saw girls sun bathing.
His foot long cock stood up and twitched,
He got a strong craving.
But whenever he approached them,
The girls just laughed and ran.
They liked the horny dragon but,
He just wasn't a "Man!"
He's the "Benevalent Dragon,"
And cute as he can be!
He waves around his dragon's cock,
For all the world to see.
He loved the pretty girls, but,
His lust was not fulfilled.
Old Charlie's still out there somewhere,
He may be looking still!!