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Is better than better,
But just for fun
Let’s change a vowel.
Bust
Is bust better than best?
Is a better bust best?
Now change the “s”.
Butt
Are butts better
Than busts?
What about best busts
Or better butts?
Best go back to bust
But change the “b”
Lust
For bust or butt?
Have a drink,
To help us think,
And then another.
Thoughtful lush lusts
After butts or busts?
But maybe
We should think of better.
Better becomes butter.
Buttered bust
Or better buttered butt?
Shall we ask our lustful lush?
He likes the better buttered bust lust best.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 16 years agoone of the best I have read!! Thank you for such a clever work of art.
LeBrozabout 17 years agoThis poem was mentioned in the Archival Review thread, in a picking through Lit's archive of over 34,500 poems.
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LeBrozover 17 years agoA totally amusing piece,
Give it a read;
Better yet, have at least a couple stiff drinks
Than try to read this aloud real fast...
